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My life has been a lie! God is dead! The government’s lame!
TL;DR It’s been a relatively quiet holiday week. Let’s stir things up with a handful of digital marketing news from your one and only favorite
To Live Is To Risk It All
#TL;DR Scooch up to the table and read this week’s Jerry Report, with a side of gravy. Dark mode, fav side dishes, and social media
Peace among worlds
The doom scrolling has slowed down, and you might have actually started bingeing TV instead of political news. Are you still watching? No! You’re now
Do you still love me?
What’s this feeling? Is it relief? 2020 has finally provided a resolution to one thing. There’s still a long way to go, but we’ve covered
Oh Summer. First race war, huh?
Woah, a big week here. We’re fully expecting a nuclear wasteland by next week. There’s a lot to worry about – pandemic, election results, PPC
Life is effort, and I’ll stop when I die
#TL;DR How’s life going for you? Yeah, us, too. Good thing this Jerry Report will distract you for a few minutes. Some golden nuggets on
Sleepy Gary, How Do We Know I’m Real?
Running on fumes and it’s only Monday. Is this real life? Good thing we managed to pull off this shiny new Jerry Report for you.
I still don’t know what I do
#TL;DR We’re moving at string-lightning speed. If you’re an e-commerce company (need PPC Management?), you’re behind. Ya, sad, but true. Always and all of the
Meh, try not to worry about it
Raise the flag and call me Clinton. It’s ballot-casting time. Register, like, now, if you haven’t. Vote for someone good 👍 We’ll be writing in
What is my purpose?
Days are shorter. PSLs are a-flowin’. What is time? We’re confused as the, possibly biggest, eCommerce season sneaks up on us.
Get Out Of Here, Summer!
Many of us wrote this summer off. Now with Fall coming, we have never been so excited for pumpkin everything. 🍂
Hungry for Apples?
You’ve arrived, you lucky SOB. This is the first Jerry Report for all you agency, in-house, and freelanceJerry Smiths out there. It’s our weekly (probably) collection of digital takes on the marketing world. So, are you hungry for apples? 🍎